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Chapter 12 – The Day Smelta Nearly Stole My Travel Adventure Super Powers!
The day that I went head-to-head with Smelta, and nearly lost my travel karma superpowers

Pirate Mike
Jun 16, 202010 min read
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Chapter 11 - A Round of Coffee for Everyone, on Me!
The day started out like any other day, with high hopes and low expectations. Little did I know, today would end up being a complete shit...

Pirate Mike
Dec 24, 201811 min read
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Chapter 10 - Mr. Todd's Wild Ride... To the Future!
If you’ve never flown in to the San Francisco International Airport, I’ll give you a quick highlight. On the aircraft’s landing approach...

Pirate Mike
Dec 24, 201810 min read
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Chapter 9 – St. Louis, Misery
It started out like any other early morning travel day, with my phone alarm joyfully calling out to me at 4am "Hey buddy, let's go attack...

Pirate Mike
Dec 24, 201823 min read
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Chapter 8 – Hotel Horror Stories to Tell 'Round the Campfire
When I wrote some of this content, we had just found out that our family would be growing by one traveler later in the summer! I know...

Pirate Mike
Dec 10, 201821 min read
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Chapter 7 – A Load of Crap
Now that we’ve journeyed six entire chapters together, I feel like we have developed a relationship. And since we are now in a...

Pirate Mike
Dec 7, 20189 min read
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Chapter 6 – My Lost Identity
Have you ever been put on the "No-Fly" list? Well, I think I came about as close as you can get to being added to that list after calling...

Pirate Mike
Dec 6, 201811 min read
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Chapter 5: Bag Check!
My sincerest apologies to any of my Utah peeps out there, but Utah is one of my least favorite trips in my portfolio of business trips....

Pirate Mike
Dec 5, 201815 min read
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Chapter 4: Denver, The Exodus (and my HOCD)
I admittedly have what I would refer to as... an acute Hotel Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. I have a very specific regiment during my...

Pirate Mike
Dec 5, 20189 min read
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Chapter 3 - Denver, and the Festival of Smells: Number 2
With Poo Knighted flight 323 and the Festival of Smells now parading off into the back of my mind like suppressed childhood memories of...

Pirate Mike
Dec 5, 20187 min read
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Chapter 2 - Denver, and the Festival of Smells
* Disclaimer - Most of this next account is completely true. Only some of the content has been slightly embellished for the enjoyment of...

Pirate Mike
Dec 5, 201810 min read
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Chapter 1 - New Job, New Jersey
Let me start by saying that I could have, and probably should have, been arrested once or twice during this adventure. It begins with...

Pirate Mike
Dec 5, 201812 min read
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Chapter 2 - Denver, and the Festival of Smells
* Disclaimer - Most of this next account is completely true. Only some of the content has been slightly embellished for the enjoyment of...
Pirate Mike
Dec 4, 201810 min read
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Chapter 1 - New Job, New Jersey
Extraordinary true and hilarious travel stories
Pirate Mike
Dec 4, 201812 min read
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