Pirate Mike
Chapter 12 – The Day Smelta Nearly Stole My Travel Adventure Super Powers!
The day that I went head-to-head with Smelta, and nearly lost my travel karma superpowers
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Pirate Mike
Dec 24, 201811 min read
Chapter 11 - A Round of Coffee for Everyone, on Me!
The day started out like any other day, with high hopes and low expectations. Little did I know, today would end up being a complete shit...
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Pirate Mike
Dec 24, 201810 min read
Chapter 10 - Mr. Todd's Wild Ride... To the Future!
If you’ve never flown in to the San Francisco International Airport, I’ll give you a quick highlight. On the aircraft’s landing approach...
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Pirate Mike
Dec 24, 201823 min read
Chapter 9 – St. Louis, Misery
It started out like any other early morning travel day, with my phone alarm joyfully calling out to me at 4am "Hey buddy, let's go attack...
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Pirate Mike
Dec 10, 201821 min read
Chapter 8 – Hotel Horror Stories to Tell 'Round the Campfire
When I wrote some of this content, we had just found out that our family would be growing by one traveler later in the summer! I know...
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Pirate Mike
Dec 7, 20189 min read
Chapter 7 – A Load of Crap
Now that we’ve journeyed six entire chapters together, I feel like we have developed a relationship. And since we are now in a...
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Pirate Mike
Dec 6, 201811 min read
Chapter 6 – My Lost Identity
Have you ever been put on the "No-Fly" list? Well, I think I came about as close as you can get to being added to that list after calling...
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Pirate Mike
Dec 5, 201815 min read
Chapter 5: Bag Check!
My sincerest apologies to any of my Utah peeps out there, but Utah is one of my least favorite trips in my portfolio of business trips....
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Pirate Mike
Dec 5, 20189 min read
Chapter 4: Denver, The Exodus (and my HOCD)
I admittedly have what I would refer to as... an acute Hotel Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. I have a very specific regiment during my...
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Pirate Mike
Dec 5, 20187 min read
Chapter 3 - Denver, and the Festival of Smells: Number 2
With Poo Knighted flight 323 and the Festival of Smells now parading off into the back of my mind like suppressed childhood memories of...
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Pirate Mike
Dec 5, 201810 min read
Chapter 2 - Denver, and the Festival of Smells
* Disclaimer - Most of this next account is completely true. Only some of the content has been slightly embellished for the enjoyment of...
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Pirate Mike
Dec 5, 201812 min read
Chapter 1 - New Job, New Jersey
Let me start by saying that I could have, and probably should have, been arrested once or twice during this adventure. It begins with...
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Pirate Mike
Dec 4, 201810 min read
Chapter 2 - Denver, and the Festival of Smells
* Disclaimer - Most of this next account is completely true. Only some of the content has been slightly embellished for the enjoyment of...
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Pirate Mike
Dec 4, 201812 min read
Chapter 1 - New Job, New Jersey
Extraordinary true and hilarious travel stories
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